You’re not gambling—you’re training your brain to crave patterns that don’t exist. Free spins? More like emotional breadcrumbs for algorithms hungry for your attention. After 83 spins, your ‘hot streak’ became a spreadsheet titled ‘Day 14: Chasing Wilds Like a Cowboy.’ The house didn’t win because of luck… it won because you kept pressing ‘Spin’ like it’s a TED talk with dopamine on repeat.

So… what’s your next spin? Or are you just the system’s favorite prey?