So you thought those ‘free spins’ were free? Honey, they’re just dopamine bait wrapped in cowboy boots.

The machine doesn’t care if you win—it cares if your bank account does.

RTP’s real (96%!), but luck? That’s just RNG doing yoga in the dark.

Next time you pull that lever… ask yourself: am I playing the game—or is the game playing me?

(PS: Your soul’s not at risk. Your wallet is.)